The Great Rat Hunt

Yesterday night at my bunk, I was awoken at midnight to find my bedframe moving. At first I thought I was part of one of those army ghost stories but nothing could be further from the truth. The moving of my bedframe was followed by cries and screams of, "RATS! RATS!" After shaking off the cobwebs I discovered that my bunk mates found a rat running around the bunk and wanted to capture it. So began 1 CDO BN 5th Coy Det 2 vs the rat. Here is the low-down.

The rat took us entirely by surprise.
Score. Rat (1) ; Det 2 (0)

The rat made 12 grown manly men scream and whine like girls.
Score. Rat (2) ; Det 2 (0)

It took 12 men 45 minutes to catch a single rat. Mostly because we were trying to catch the rat and run away from it at the same time, which complicates matters. I hope you understand, it was quite huge and we were scared.
Score. Rat (3) ; Det 2 (0)

The rat was responsible for the instant remodeling of the bunk. Mostly because we were throwing pieces of furniture around to either block the rat's way or get it out of our way. It was messy.
Score. Rat (4) ; Det 2 (0)

The rat die, but it did not die in vain. It died a matyr. Now all rat-kind knows how easy it is to topple mankind from its place as the dominant species on the earth. They are now making plans to that effect.
Score. Rat (5) ; Det 2 (0)

Suffice it to say the rats won. I fear for the human race.